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“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit...
…Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell…
…nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat…
…it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.”
#I KNEW I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
What if the trolls skin was actually fur and when they were startled or felt threatened they’d puff up to look scary
Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.
This is important for ANYONE who writes Fanfiction. Read this now and beware.
This is some seriously important shit guys, absolutely read it.
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.